the english language is very phunny. i was house-hunting on an online site. this is what i come across.
"nice, spacy double room in 3 bed house. good located. nearing tube 5 minutes. two bed taken. we look for female to share other bed with. non-smoking only please. if you interest, mail to me. also you can call --- *number*"
if u must ask, i got scared, and didn't mail her. also, i couldn't pronounce her name.
p.s.: this is post # 301. somebody stop me!