this one's from purnima. she forgot to nag me. but i like her. so i'll still do it! :D
Q. The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
A. the same way i drink carrot juice. i won't.
Q. You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Q. You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
A. the filmfare trophy one. *what's a shadow puppet contest???*
Q. Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
A. no. forks have evolved from chopsticks.
Q. Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
A. MY people? *tee hee!!!* it'll be made of stirrers. and will commemorate my ability to collect stirrers without becoming an alcoholic.
p.s.: there IS going to be a digital mandir made for me. the prayer/aarti is a secret. shhh...!!!
Q. In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
A. erm... our school didn't have a pool. maybe that's why?
Q. The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
A. OUAT, there was a frog. he was as bald as the other frogs. he wanted to be rich & famous and was willing to do anything for it!
one day, he bought a wig. but he didn't really become the superstar of the frogs, like he'd thought he would.
so he networked a lot - bonded with the best-known names and hired a good media agency. for the next year or so, they advertised across media about how he was the BEST a frog could get. they called him "reclusive" and a "genius" and they got him international coverage.
eventually, the frogs started idolising him. and he became a star!
moral of the story: good marketing CAN make stars out of bald frogs.
Q. You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
A. i start by delegating it.
p.s: from now, there'll only be one tag a month. stole THIS also from purnima!