Jun 8, 2007

happy men...?

A fren forwarded this to me. made me think.... are men really happier? Read on for some weekend fun...!
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.



Orchid said...

and they forgot to add PMS!! I agree mostly, can't agree with shoes in the case of UJ....but seriously, no wonder I am so unhappy!

Asha said...

LOL!!! It's all true and more.They don't have to pack their stuff before the vacation either!!
Bloody hell! They are happier!;D

rayshma said...

orch - i SO agree!! but yes, V also has multiple pairs of shoes. quite a few actly... hmm... :)

asha -
oh yes! i'd forgotten that one!! :D
and btw, i so LOVE ur blog! it makes me hungry!! :)

Pixie said...

very funny...
my husband has plenty of shoes too...
and the packing part, makeup - so true!!!
i really enjoy reading your posts!!!

Mahogany said...

All true. Plus when we do occasionally have a rough day, all it takes is a beer to make us happy again.

rayshma said...

pixie: thx! do come back after ur break!

mahogany: u know wot? if u substitute the beer with vodka, sometimes, that's all it takes to make me happy too :) at least for the time being..!

karmickids said...

Rayshma, you forgot cellulite...
On the flip, they have to shave everyday (unless they've a beard) and they get mid life crisises....

rayshma said...

oh yeah! cellulite! see, memory going bad with age... already!! :(
how much trouble IS shaving!? i gotta admit, i like V *and men, in general* with a stubble :))