Nov 13, 2008

billo rani... wanted!

as most of u already know.. the n'bours cat stalks me.
so we *dewdrop and urs truly* decided that a good solution would be to get him married.. that way he won't have time to do these trivial things *but i can't be sure as K pointed out. one can never be too sure of males, he said* and i can enter and leave my house in peace. and on time. *had to play with the cat is my excuse for getting late, as of now*

so.. my gtalk mesg today read "need to find a bride for Chocolate"
dewdrop's status mesg read "a cat called nimbu" *no, this had NOTHING to do with mine*
so i changed mine to "will nimbu marry chocolate?"
to which dewdrop changes hers to this:
dewdropdream: A cat named Nimbu. Will Nimbu marry Chocolate? Will their kid be named Jaffa? Watch this space for 'Miaow! A Love Story of two cats in a world gone to dogs'

now i have to sue her. since i have the digital rights to that production. and she is misusing it.

after some consideration, and a serious conversation *with her, obviously* on how "nimbu & chocolate" is not a good combo.. i changed my mesg to "any1 got an eligible "biscuit"?

had an interesting conversation on this status mesg with a hitherto, somewhat sane friend, K! :D *this is reproduced here without permission. hence link to K's blog shall not be given*

K: now u wanna fix chocolate with biscuit?
me: better combo na?
nimbu chocolate... thoda weird tha! :D
K: hehehehe :D
ask for "billo rani"
K: and then sing
"billo rani - kaho to tumhe chocolate de doon"
me: haan.. that content is also ours! :D
K: even chocolate will be happy tht he gets the queen amongst cats
rathen than nimbu or biscuit
me: true.. very true
and mera stalker hai.. thoda standard bhi maintain ho jayega mera! :D

so that's that. and since i have work to focus on... and since i'm highly incapable of asking random cats out for other, random stalker cats... i shall do what i do next best. blog it.

p.s.: someone tag me plz? or i'm gonna continue with this inanity and then some day see how ridiculous i sound and quit blogging.
p.s.1: for the uninitiated, "billo rani" is a song featuring john & bipasha, from the Bollywood movie - GOAL. go youtube it, if u wanna see/hear it.


Pavi!!!! said...

i guess this is wat they call madness :D

n thnx for mentioning the among the uninitiated!

aur haan..chocolate n biscuit..i like that comby more :)

La vida loca (too lazy to sing in) said...

nimbu chocolate is weird...nimbu pie..h,,, there is an idea

Prashanti :) said...

hey rayshma,
im also among the uninitiated so thanks for the youtube tip :)
btw chocolate with billo rani sounds more posh city hero with simple poor gaon ki chhori :D


DewdropDream said...

Nimbu ka pie bana diya!!! Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! And missy, the title is 'Miaow!' which I came up with...punchline was borrowed but I attributed it!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

And I think my reputation has gone for a toss with these conversations you keep blogging about :D

rayshma said...

dewdrop: kaahe ki raputashan yaar! :D
stop trying to justify maaroing A's line! ;) woh blog nahi padhta.. :D
haan.. loca ne nimbu ka pie bana diya! HAHAHHAHA!!

prashanti: u're welcome. it's not a blockbuster waise... the movie, i mean. haan.. good stori it'll make... now find me a billo rani! :D

loca: dewdrop is "sighing" away since u've turned her nimbu into pie! :D

pavi: i kind of guessed u wouldn't have seen it! :)

Keshi said...

Raysh I'll be bak soon. ty so much!

And hey Chocolate and Nimbu sound so darn cute lol!

*HUGZ* au revoir dearie!


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PURN!MA said...

matrix for cats?! err... weird enuf! itna hi time hai toh u r free to do my tag, which I'd supposedly passed onto my super busy friends who say they need to think over it a loooooot. so I guess that shud take up some free time off u!

Pinku said...

that was hilarious....i just asked friends to drop in for a party at my place and the restriction was no one is allowed to come solo so they need to get someone along...male female or doggie...

had I known would have asked for catties instead...could have been a nice syambahu session for chocolate...all you needed to do was drop in with him.

rayshma said...

pinku: arre chocolate is HUGE. will be diff to carry him anywhere! :D he's more the size of a 2 month ld lab puppy! :D par dekho koi mile toh :)

purnima: lemme come over and chk the tag :)

sahana: arre my life's been pretty boring.. so let's see. :D
tell ur hubby to go work! how do ppl like him get time to do these things?! :D

keshi: take care gurl! really sweet of u to drop by :)) see u around soon! have fun! :) *HUGZ*

Lena said...

lol girl, thats exactly what i needed today! some good laugh!
keep us updated about cats' arranged marriage thingie!

Preethi said...

lol.. and now I am going to conjure up a tag for you.. you are scaring me!!

Lena said...

lets pretend you posted it on your blog :P

1. Who are you?
if i knew i would have told you for sure :P

2. Are we friends?
any doubts?

3. Something I have and YOU want?
a husband? not yours though :D but then on a serious note - your sense of humour

4. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Ray Ray suits you but i guess it is copyrighted :D

5. Describe me in one word.

6. What was your first impression of me?
so sillysweetmature :D loved it!

7. Do you still think that way about me now?

8. What reminds you of me?
Latin ;)

9. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Optimism, not that you dont have it, but you asked for it :P

10. How well do you know me?
not that well yet, but am on my way

11. How do you see me in the future?
you wont change much, but will make a lovely mother ;)

12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't
nahh.. i dont hide things :)

13. Are you going to post this in your blog and see what I say about you?
you know already :D

Pixie said...

What happened to my comment??
I had sent you a proposal for your stalker cat!!

I could ship out the cat which sits on the roof behind our house and snarls at me each time I go out in the balcony.. especially in the afternoons...

rayshma said...

pix... when can u send the cat?! :D also, why does she snarl at u???
there was another comment??

lena: LOL at "a husband, but not urs" :)
will keep u updated.. on the cats! :D

preethi: hehe.. YAY! now i can pick & choose tags! :D

Mahogany said...

you should get chocolate to marry an arab cat, because when you cross them you'll get ... wait for it... a chocolate sheikh!

Ankur said...

hehe.. not at all.. i like this humor of urs!! u r really funny!!! :D
so keep doing it...i wont ever get bored!! :D

hows London doing!!


Amey said...

You can also look for "cake". That's another good combo.

DotThoughts said...

raysh.. you need Vin..go back home ;-)

rayshma said...

dottie: i will. am listening to himesh singing hurry home, hurry. :D i shall obey him.

amey: awesome combo. any reccos? ;)

ankur: london's doing good. aadha red paint kar diya hai.. baaki work's in progress :) how've u been?

mahog: LOL!!! et tu??? btw, i LOVE this comment! and the thought :D

Pixie said...

Yea... there was a proper marriage proposal and also a disclaimer stating that I didn't know whether it was a she-cat or a he-cat!! :D

rayshma said...

pix: HAHAHA!!! :D
make sure first... then send marriage proposals! u na! :D