me: achcha tell me something... what's the best thing about staying away from each other...?
v: *after a 10-second pause* is that a trick question?
me: no. why?
v: are u sure? coz it sounds like one. if i tell you, i get into trouble, if i don't, u'll say i don't tell you everything.
me: no. don't think so much. just tell me.
v: *obviously, still thinking* you tell me first?
me: well... i can sleep-in as late as i wish on the weekends! there's nobody to wake me up. now u tell me...
v: i don't have to bother about cleaning the house. especially the kitchen - so it's an absolute mess!! u would've killed me for it! it's that bad.
me: *after a very pregnant pause* hmm... start counting the days. and cleaning up. am gonna be back soon.