Jan 30, 2009

tag-time!

this one's from purnima. she forgot to nag me. but i like her. so i'll still do it! :D
Q. The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
A. the same way i drink carrot juice. i won't. 

Q. You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
A. insecure?

Q. You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
A. the filmfare trophy one. *what's a shadow puppet contest???*

Q. Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
A. no. forks have evolved from chopsticks.

Q. Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
A. MY people? *tee hee!!!* it'll be made of stirrers. and will commemorate my ability to collect stirrers without becoming an alcoholic.

p.s.: there IS going to be a digital mandir made for me. the prayer/aarti is a secret. shhh...!!! 

Q. In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
A. erm... our school didn't have a pool. maybe that's why?

Q. The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
A. OUAT, there was a frog. he was as bald as the other frogs. he wanted to be rich & famous and was willing to do anything for it! 
one day, he bought a wig. but he didn't really become the superstar of the frogs, like he'd thought he would. 
so he networked a lot - bonded with the best-known names and hired a good media agency. for the next year or so, they advertised across media about how he was the BEST a frog could get. they called him "reclusive" and a "genius" and they got him international coverage.
eventually, the frogs started idolising him. and he became a star! 

moral of the story: good marketing CAN make stars out of bald frogs. 

Q. You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
A. i start by delegating it. 

p.s: from now, there'll only be one tag a month. stole THIS also from purnima! 

11 comments:

Galadriel said...

aren't these the questions blogger asks you when you create your profile? mine's the one with the apple and the straw. :D

La vida Loca said...

heheheh
this is a funny tag.

rayshma said...

galadriel: oye.. direct questions to purnima! :D
feel free to flick the tag tho. we're STILL tag-married, rber!? :D

loca: take it up?! :)

Prashanti :) said...

LOL.. this is one funny tag ... Loved the frog story and specially the moral :)

DotThoughts said...

how do you do it! Made my friday.. no this made my week! loved frog and media story. and really a digital mandir. This I GOT to see. You sure you are not Khushboo..

DewdropDream said...

hehehe... tumhare liye toh sach ka mandir bhi ban jayega :D

Pixie said...

hehe... funny! :-)

one tag a month?!! Really?? :P
Are you sure?!!!

Loved the frog story!

PURN!MA said...

Hey I commented once but it didn't display page. So not sure if its accepted. so re-writing here.

@ Galadriel,
:)... yes these are blogger profile questions... my friend had this ingenious brainwave!

Rayshma,
so u too decided to stick to 'a tag a month', eh? Saves you a lot of headache, no? And no, I will not forget to nag you next time I tag you. ;)

Mimi said...

hahaha this one is hillarious..just perfect for a lazy sunday morning..blog-hopping in bed,while the other bed-mates sleep peacefully!

Kippie® said...

hahhaha.... cant get over the image of as a shadow puppet of a stirrer! insanely creative! :D

Pavi!!!! said...

:) Very Creative!!!

n ONLY one tag a mth??tch tch!Doesnt suit ur image :)

PS: pls ignore the Q i sent u in mail abt why ur not bloggin..i can see, u have been...my bad :