beer & chip(s)

conversation friday evng. after a couple of beers each.

me: arre yeah.. i had to tell u. we need to have a daughter.
vin: HUH?
NOW..??!??
me: no, no! don't be silly. whenever we have a kid, it HAS to be a daughter. i've already found a groom for her also.
vin: *stunned silence*
u've done what?
me: found her a groom. i'm SO proactive na? took my mom 26 years to find me u.. but look at me! daughter ka pata nahi, i have a groom ready for her.
vin: who is it?
me: chip. dottie's baby. he's adorable!
vin: chip? his name is chip??
me: hehe.. yeah. arre what's more.. they're m'ian also. ur mom will be so proud of me!
vin: our daughter will marry someone called CHIP? our son in law will be called CHIP???
me: yeah. he's a damn cute kid! me likes. me approves very much. she will never know that she has the option to disapprove. *feeling very proud of myself at this point of time. i attribute it to the beer.*
vin: and what has this cute CHIP done to deserve u as a M-I-L? hehehee...!

little does Vin know that you guys *some of u at least* think i'm nice n all. sigh!

d joy of glowing

i MUST specify, JPS, referred here as "J", is a straight, single, non-metro-sexual male fren of mine. this behaviour can only be attributed to his overt confidence and lack of interest in his own "beauty". LOL!

R: how was d weekend?
J: oh awesome. had gone for a haircut.
knowing his ability to turn the most normal activity into an event, i'm not VERY surprised at this admission.waiting for details... waiting... can't wait any longer. so i ask:
R: and how did THAT make your weekend great?
J: arre, i had only gone for a haircut. he didn't only give me a haircut. he added value to it also.
completely mindfucked by now. value addition via hair cut?
R: HOW?
J: he told me i should do some more things and it will really suit me.
R: *trying to not laugh* WHAT things, J?
J: i'm not sure. but it was very relaxing.
R: WHAT? LOL! what "relaxing things" did he do to u? *laughing by myself at this point of time*
J: wait. i'll tell u. i have the receipt.
R: *WOW!* go on...
J: ok. he did
a. 1 bleach
b. 1 face massage
c. 1 facial
d. 1 chemical massage
e. 1 haircut
i don't know when he did 'd', though. *confused emoticon*
R: WOW! someone's becoming a metro-sexual.
J: arre no. i don't know. he said it was proper for me. i said whatever. but u know, he used some orange liquid on my face. it looked damn nice, but was very cool. and now i've got a cold.
R: LOL! *he meant the liquid was cold, btw*
J: also, my face is glowing somewhat. it looks funny.
R: price of metro-sexuality, my fren. go for a pedicure next.
J: no, thank u. i like d way i look. tell me one thing. this will go away, no?
R: wait n watch, my fren. wait n watch!

disclaimer: J, if you happen to read this, PLZ don't disown me! u know i like u, but i HAD to post this!