some excuses for not reading my drivers manual *since my return. ones given before are now obsolete*:
- losers read instructions. *trying to appeal to Vs ego where he doesn't read instructions on ANYthing.*
- i can't find it. *V did d packing. and i did NO unpacking. yet!*
- we need a book shelf. *genuinely, we do.*
- i can't unpack books till we get a proper book shelf. *genuine, again*
- i have to unpack the bags as well. *this, after a fren loaned me her book and i realized that i don't have to unpack for the handbook!*
- why do i need to drive? u're there for me. *this sed with the cutest puppy face. averting the topic for a WHOLE 5 mins*
- d'u know women make unsafe drivers? *unfortunately, V doesn't seem to believe that.*
- if i get a license, i'll be able to disappear if we ever fight. with the car! *this was meant to scare V. NOT motivate him further to make me study*
needless to say, none have worked. so far. and i'm being forced to open the pages. looking at the positive side *told u, am an optimist*, it sure looks better than the phone directory i'd read cover-to-cover once. long back. really.